The Office

I know you had to cheat to beat Chelsea on Sunday. But hey maybe you can take some tips from us so you can beat Barcelona in the champions league one day.

Positives:

 Juan Mata. What a goal and what a free kick, he was running the whole game.

 Michael Essien. Best holding midfielder in the game.

 David Luiz. Played up today, he is maturing into a great defender.

 Gary Cahill. Great start, gonna be good, personally I prefer Cahill and Luiz over Terry anyday.

 STURRIDGE. KING. BOSS.

 3 goals, that’s really phenomenal in truth.

 Petr Cech. He made a lot of phenomenal saves. Let’s be honest, both of Howard Webb’s goals were unblockable. Hernandez is just good at scoring on chelsea.

Negatives:

Howard Webb. easily. 1st penalty was a little tough call, second penalty? are you fucking kidding me? he clearly fucking dove. welbeck ran into ivanovic 3 days later just to trip. ivanovic didnt even god damn move. fucking GARBAGE.

Cahill and Luiz didn’t defend hernandez who was wide open on the 3rd goal.

TORRES. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING. SCORE A FUCKING GOAL.

Malouda. Really AVB? why does he even still play for chelsea, rather why did you even let him stay in after 26 bad passes?

romeu on for sturridge. why would you take out our best attacker? come on dude.

Sturridge and Welbeck walking into the tunnel together. They are the future.

Terry got a yellow card for giving advice to Rooney on how to take a penalty.

We can’t only blame our team though, Man Utd is playing really on point today, truthfully i have tons of respect for the program and most of the players, but i fucking hate Chicharito and Nani, diving little fuckers.

3 things.

1. 2 goals from united were offsides.

2. luiz isnt playing.

3. mikel isnt playing.

MAKES SENSE.